Robot Blowjobs – Svakom Alex automatic blowjob machine for men

Robot Blowjobs – Svakom Alex automatic blowjob machine for men

Svakom Alex Powerful Masturbator and Vedo Hummer BJ Masturbator

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It’s March 2020, we’re all stuck inside hiding from COVID-19, and I’m terrified. It’s only a slight exaggeration to say that over the past few days, I’ve barely stopped masturbating long enough to eat and sleep. However, even though I want to nap and work all day, I still need to make money one way or another. Since I’m stuck in the house all day with nothing to do but feel uncomfortable, I thought I’d ask my editor, Zoë Ligon, for something new to write about. She really got over it.

Imagine how excited I was when I received a big box in the mail containing two fancy robot blowjobs: the Svakom Alex Masturbator and the VeDO Hummer BJ Masturbator. I’ve never even used a masturbation sleeve before, and now my first time is with some fancy, thrusting, vibrating robot. Robots that I could never afford under normal circumstances! Well, I love being paid to cum.

Carta Monir with Svakom Alex Powerful masturbator

Aside from the use of the word “wankerland”, Svakom Alex is a fairly simple item.
Okay, there’s a lot to unpack about these toys! They are both expensive and luxurious, but go in very different directions in both design and packaging. Svakom Alex is a more pretentious toy with a truly disgusting advertising campaign (their tagline seems to be “Alex in Wankerland”, which is… nothing. It is nothing). Alex comes in flashy packaging and has a speaker (!) attached to the bottom of the toy (!!!) that can play one of five pre-recorded imaginary sounds. It’s wild. On the other hand, the VeDO Hummer has a refined, almost industrial packaging that reminds me of a high-end gaming PC or a Bluetooth speaker.

Aside from the use of the word “wankerland”, the Svakom Alex is a fairly simple device. It looks a lot like one of those magic bullet blenders. It has a dust cover and an outer cylinder made of hard plastic, then an inner sleeve (similar to a basic sleeve or tenga tube) attached at its base to a motor inside the device’s thermos-like housing. At the touch of a button, the sleeve will push back and forth, doing all the work for you. It doesn’t rotate or vibrate, but it moves back and forth quickly and efficiently. You can choose between several speeds and movement patterns.

I tried both sex robots one evening when I danced with my girlfriend/mom. It was really nice that she was able to show me how to use them myself and I followed her instructions. Being away from my partner is difficult, but using this automatic sex toy with her over Skype was a great way to feel connected, even though we were apart. It’s quite sexy!!

In fact, I had a big problem using Svakom Alex: my dick was too thick to fit the tube.plastic cylinder surrounding the sleeve! (I know, I know ……….. beautiful.) My cock is admittedly thicker than average (as any of my Onlyfans subscribers can tell you) but I think it reveals a limitation of this toy. Most sleeves have a lot going for them — they either don’t have any tough outer shell (like many Tenga toys) or have enough padding between the sleeve wall and the outer shell (like in the Fleshlight) to accommodate significantly thicker sleeves. Meanwhile, Svakom Alex is made to accommodate a fairly narrow range of penis sizes. The inner sleeve isn’t padded enough to compress around larger dents, and the outer shell isn’t roomy enough. In my case, I had to choose between inserting just the top half of my cock into the sleeve, or removing the hard outer shell entirely, which allowed me deeper penetration but made the thrusting action less effective, because often the lips of the outer shell rest against the base of the penis for stability.

I cannot review Alex without mentioning “audio fantasies.” Imagineers have a dedicated button, one of only three on the machine!
On the plus side, Alex’s textured interior feels good, and I found the pushing action to be effective and enjoyable. I think for an average sized person, this toy would be really great. In my own case, size limitations limited the experience to the point where I couldn’t use the toy. However, I will definitely use it for the next person with a penis I get attached to. I think there’s a lot of really cute potential.

Cleaning Alex is very easy. The toy is intuitively detachable and has a plug at the base that is removed during cleaning so water can pass through without pooling. I let it dry overnight and by the next morning it was completely ready to reassemble, no hassle at all. Honestly, it was easier and more convenient than I expected.

I cannot review Alex without mentioning “audio fantasies.” Imagineers have a dedicated button, one of only three on the machine! Hold it for two seconds and you start playback. I knew “audio fantasies” would be bad (I can’t imagine they weren’t bad), but I had no idea what kind of experience they would bring. I thought maybe the machine would pulse or push in time with the imaginary sound? It turns out nothing quite complicated. It’s almost like they built a small, very limited mp3 player and attached it to a sex robot. It plays five audio files, allowing you to switch between them by double-tapping the speaker button. The fantasies themselves are like short, terrible radio broadcasts… for example, you hear the sounds of a beach, and then a woman says “did you have fun on the beach?” Then she moans sexually, and you can still hear the beach sound effects in the background.

In another fantasy, a woman says “hello handsome… do you want to have some fun on the plane?” You can hear airplane sound effects in the background. That’s… I don’t know, maybe someone in the world finds this really sexy, but it’s not me. The best thing I can say about the audio fantasies is that you don’t have to engage with them, and if you really want to listen to them, there’s also a headphone jack so you don’t have to endure anyone’s embarrassment. otherwise, you’ll hear a woman’s pre-recorded voice with noises like… birds chirping and trees rustling in the background.

Carta Monir with Vedo Hummer BJ Masturbator

After playing with the Svakom Alex, I was extremely excited to try the more luxurious and expensive VeDO Hummer. This looks incredible from a packaging perspective. Itcomes in a fancy black box, every component individually padded. It looked like a piece of industrial machinery, like some kind of sci-fi air compressor (I guess that’s what it looked like). It comes with a few instructional postcards, one of which I will frame and display proudly in my home. See for yourself.

Svakom Alex Powerful Masturbator Packing Guide
The other information card is much more sober, but also emphasizes the Hummer’s industrial feel. Look at this!

Packaging instructions for VeDO Hummer BJ Masturbator
Yes, VeDO Hummer works by connecting the faucet to a box that plugs directly into the wall. The box is some type of pulse air compressor, and the tube attaches to a silicone sleeve with a hole in the top. By inserting the tube into the condylar and then sliding the tube into the penis, a vacuum is created. The machine looks absolutely pristine in operation… take a moment to watch this video so you can see how it works.

As you can see, depending on the shape of your penis, the sleeve will be able to operate completely hands-free, pumping itself up and down. In my case, I couldn’t use it completely hands-free, but to be honest, I barely had to touch it…basically I just nudged it enough to keep it from falling off me, but otherwise it did the job all by itself.

…like a milking machine, the toy’s strange smoothness and alien movements make people feel very appetizing.
The inside of the Hummer’s sleeve is completely smooth, which I think helps with suction. The experience of having it on my dick was so exciting. It was an intense feeling, albeit a bit cold due to the air always being pumped directly out of the sleeve. This is not a toy that feels like a real blowjob (or more accurately… I guess it’s like getting a blowjob from someone who’s just sucked on an ice cube for a while). The width of my cock was hardly an issue with this toy, partly because this doesn’t seem to be a toy designed for depth anyway. Even in the product videos I watched, the machine was focusing on the top of the shaft, providing stimulation to the tip and an inch or two below. It is not a deep boring machine.

In fact, the Hummer feels really great! It wasn’t the kind of feeling I could have earned on my own, at least not on the first try, but it kept me completely hard and aroused the entire time I was using it. Honestly, it reminds me of a milking machine… pump, beater, tube… and from that perspective, I like the toy even more. As a masturbation handle, the complete lack of texture makes it relatively uninteresting, but as a milking machine, the toy’s uncanny smoothness and alien movements make it feel very appetizing. Especially when my girlfriend watched via Skype, I felt like I had plugged my cock directly into the computer… a very sci-fi experience, for sure!

Cleaning the Hummer is extremely easy. I just disconnected the faucet and washed the sleeve in the sink. Like Alex, water can flow through so there is no risk of stagnation. I left it on a towel overnight and by morning it was completely ready to store.