Mother-in-law explains bed matters in ‘folk’ language

My mother-in-law explained bed matters in ‘folk’ language and was very curious about our relationship as husband and wife. At the same time, she very “cordially” shared the experiences she had gone through as well as questions that couldn’t have been more straightforward, making my face sometimes red, sometimes white, in simple language like
Mom loves sucking cock very much. Every time we don’t see each other for a long time, when my dad comes home, my mom takes off her pants and sucks his dick right away
After all, mom also loves him eating her pussy. He sucks very well….
How many times does he whip me a week?
Do you feel happy?
Does your pussy leak a lot of juice?
Does your pussy hug it tightly?
Do you want me to buy fake dicks to support you?…

I have been married for 7 months. The husband’s family did not have the means, so we lived with the husband’s parents and his brother’s family. But the 5-story house is quite spacious, so each couple has their own room, and only socializes at mealtimes.

When we first fell in love, I often went to my future husband’s house to visit, and talked and interacted with my mother-in-law many times. My husband’s parents are both over 70, my mother-in-law is a trader, my father-in-law is a government official, but both have retired from work. My mother-in-law was quite cheerful and enthusiastic, whenever she saw me coming, she would come down and chat endlessly. Even though there were some points that she was quite difficult about, I was still able to choose them.

Living with my mother-in-law is not as tragic as many of my friends still complain. My mother-in-law was at home so she went to the market, ordered rice, and when I got home in the afternoon, I only took care of preparing the food, stir-frying the vegetables, and that was it. After eating, the two sisters-in-law also gathered to clean the house and kitchen, without much effort. Every month, my husband and I contribute 4 million for food and electricity and water expenses. My husband’s family has 2 more children and pays 5 million, which I also think is fair.

But after living together for a while, I began to dread talking to my mother-in-law. She often tells her children about relatives, neighbors, and friends. But the stories from far and near ended up being about the “bed” problem of my husband’s parents.

She told the story of Mr. B., who was 65 years old near her house, and was dating a 57-year-old woman in the same dance class. Then she wondered: “When I was only 45 years old, my mother was already dry, but at 57, how could I serve that man?”. Then she boasted: “When I was 25 years old like you, my mother’s need for sex was very high, and your father couldn’t satisfy it.” Then she complained that my father-in-law was a “countryman” and had only “done” one type of sewing all his life, which she did not criticize. She asked me how many times the couple could do it now, seeing that I hesitated, she said: “Don’t do it more than 7 times a week, otherwise it will damage your kidneys.”

MOTHER-IN-LAW TOLD YOU NOT TO HAVE FUCKING MORE THAN 7 TIMES/WEEK

“Mom, after being married for half a year and still being able to do it 7 times a week, your son is like an “electric motor” and I’m like an alcoholic” – at that time I shuddered thinking that.

60 IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY – FIND SEXTOY SUPPORT TOOLS

She said, she has a sister who is nearly 60, but the other day her husband chased her around the neighborhood and wanted to fuck her (have sex). That old man was very strong, but when the other woman was completely shriveled up, she was in so much pain that she had to hide. Then she had an affair and was discovered by her husband. He took revenge by touching and caressing her every night… leaving her there, making her angry, unsatisfied, miserable…

SEX MUST BE HIGHLY TECHNICAL

One day, she was curious about a rape case, with details that the perpetrator was afraid the victim was pregnant so he “went out”. My mother-in-law whispered: “That guy is only 17 years old but he has such advanced skills. In the past, your father-in-law was also afraid of getting pregnant. He wanted to use that method but couldn’t help it.” One time, she advised: “After having sex”, remember to wash and clean to avoid infection. We are now happy to have a bathroom right in the bedroom. But my mother used to “sleep” and only use paper because the bathroom was far away.

I’m so embarrassed by my mother-in-law’s bedroom stories that I don’t know what to do (Illustration IT)

MUST PUT YOUR ASS UP HIGH ON A PILLOW SO THAT THE SESSUM DOESN’T FLOW OUT
My mother-in-law even showed me how to give birth to a son. She said she also told my sister-in-law the same thing the other day and it was successful. She told me to remember that when my husband and I had “action”, I had to put a pillow under my butt and lie unhygienic for a while so that the “breed” could run to conceive.

PUSSY FUR MUST BE TRIMMED NEAT

Even as I write this, I’m still embarrassedMy face was numb and I had to use the words “mitigate”. When my mother-in-law “confessed” to me, she always used direct, vulgar words that made me look down. She was still whispering, up and down, her cheerful face making my skin crawl even more…

CRYING WITH THE WORDS ‘RURAL’

Up to now, I’m really afraid of having to sit alone with my mother-in-law. But I didn’t dare express my attitude openly, for fear that she would think I despised and hated her. I also want to talk to my husband, but I’m afraid he’ll get angry and if we fight, I’ll get a reputation. What should I do?

According to Anh Ngoc
Vietnamese people